Find the woman....
who showers, does her hair, AND wears make-up everyday
whose children are well-behaved
who rarely raises her voice
whose children's faces are always CLEAN in public
whose children don't watch more than one or two hours of T.V. a day
whose house is clean at any given time, any given day...or even just clean at one time in the day
whose van and yard is devoid of clutter
who has no grey hair at the young, spry age of 28
who reads her children books every day and also finds a moment to read her own book and thus, keep her mind bright and vibrant
who can sew her own curtains, or really just sew anything
whose house is beautifully decorated, with decorations that match, mind you
who makes sure she eats veggies and fruits each day
who fits into something a size ten or below or that has something other than the letter L on it
who can wear that piece of said clothing after having a baby only 3 months, 6 months, or a year ago
who has a demanding calling
who never complains when her husband is home late or at ANOTHER church meeting or doing MORE homework.
who isn't jealous that her husband gets PAID to workout
whose garden is growing and producing flowers or yummy foods to eat
who cans her own food
who makes wonderful meals from scratch every day
who not only reads her scriptures but studies them
who serves her neighbors and friends more than once a month
who scrapbooks or does her family history regularly
who goes to the temple once a month
who is the perfect s*x*al partner or at least desires s*x more than once a week (hey, maybe even more than once every two weeks)
who provides activities that help her children grow mentally, socially, and physically
who doesn't have a desire to update her blog more than once a week so she can have contact with the world outside of her darling children, or in other words, has a life.
Find that woman (or the woman that fits even half of these). And when you find her, send her my way because I want to punch her. She and I can never be friends.
whose children are well-behaved
who rarely raises her voice
whose children's faces are always CLEAN in public
whose children don't watch more than one or two hours of T.V. a day
whose house is clean at any given time, any given day...or even just clean at one time in the day
whose van and yard is devoid of clutter
who has no grey hair at the young, spry age of 28
who reads her children books every day and also finds a moment to read her own book and thus, keep her mind bright and vibrant
who can sew her own curtains, or really just sew anything
whose house is beautifully decorated, with decorations that match, mind you
who makes sure she eats veggies and fruits each day
who fits into something a size ten or below or that has something other than the letter L on it
who can wear that piece of said clothing after having a baby only 3 months, 6 months, or a year ago
who has a demanding calling
who never complains when her husband is home late or at ANOTHER church meeting or doing MORE homework.
who isn't jealous that her husband gets PAID to workout
whose garden is growing and producing flowers or yummy foods to eat
who cans her own food
who makes wonderful meals from scratch every day
who not only reads her scriptures but studies them
who serves her neighbors and friends more than once a month
who scrapbooks or does her family history regularly
who goes to the temple once a month
who is the perfect s*x*al partner or at least desires s*x more than once a week (hey, maybe even more than once every two weeks)
who provides activities that help her children grow mentally, socially, and physically
who doesn't have a desire to update her blog more than once a week so she can have contact with the world outside of her darling children, or in other words, has a life.
Find that woman (or the woman that fits even half of these). And when you find her, send her my way because I want to punch her. She and I can never be friends.
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I'll hold her while you punch, k? (I can say that because I am so sure she does not exist).
Anyway--you are great. I better hurry so that I can get some things done before the kids wake up!
I'm SO jealous my husband gets paid to workout....and that even though he eats nothing but Milk Duds, whole milk and coco krispies whines about not being able to gain any weight.....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Over the years I have come to realize that you can judge the quality of a woman by the love that shows on her kids faces and in their hearts. I see it in your kids, and so I am not worried one bit about you not meeting the woman you described.
True, perhaps many of those things do not occur simaltaniously (sp), but they do all occur in your life often. God bless you, one of my wonderful daughters.
Dad Clark
But you sure do try hard to be like her.
Love you.
Mom