How the Pee Monster Wet my Bed
An original story by Michael Isaac Richards
One morning I went into mommy's room and got in bed with her. She said to me, "Isaac, why do you have different pajamas on than the ones I put you in for bed?" I said, "I dunno." Mommy wouldn't let it end there. She asked me, "Did you pee your pants?" I said, "No." She said, "Why did you change?" I told her, "My underwear fell in the toilet." Mommy asked me how they got in the toilet and I told her, "They just fell in and so I flushed them down the toilet." Mommy sat up in bed really fast. "You flushed your underwear down the toilet? Are you lying to me?" Well, what was I going to say? "I said, no. I'm not lying. I flushed them down the toilet." Daddy ran to the bathroom and flushed the toilet then reported that it flushed just fine. I just sat there watching this funny scene.
Later, when it was bedtime. Mommy went to put me in bed. She noticed a terrible smell coming from my bed. It smelled mysteriously like pee. I was surprised. Mommy felt my bed and it was wet. How did that happen? She did not seem very happy. There weren't any more sheets for my bed so mommy put down a little blanket while my sheet washed.
Mommy is making me wear diapers to bed at night and during naptime. I don't know why. I am pretty sure a pee monster came in my room and wet my bed so mommy would think I lied to her. That bad monster! She looked for my wet underwear and couldn't find them. I told her the truth, they fell in the toilet and I flushed them.
One morning I went into mommy's room and got in bed with her. She said to me, "Isaac, why do you have different pajamas on than the ones I put you in for bed?" I said, "I dunno." Mommy wouldn't let it end there. She asked me, "Did you pee your pants?" I said, "No." She said, "Why did you change?" I told her, "My underwear fell in the toilet." Mommy asked me how they got in the toilet and I told her, "They just fell in and so I flushed them down the toilet." Mommy sat up in bed really fast. "You flushed your underwear down the toilet? Are you lying to me?" Well, what was I going to say? "I said, no. I'm not lying. I flushed them down the toilet." Daddy ran to the bathroom and flushed the toilet then reported that it flushed just fine. I just sat there watching this funny scene.
Later, when it was bedtime. Mommy went to put me in bed. She noticed a terrible smell coming from my bed. It smelled mysteriously like pee. I was surprised. Mommy felt my bed and it was wet. How did that happen? She did not seem very happy. There weren't any more sheets for my bed so mommy put down a little blanket while my sheet washed.
Mommy is making me wear diapers to bed at night and during naptime. I don't know why. I am pretty sure a pee monster came in my room and wet my bed so mommy would think I lied to her. That bad monster! She looked for my wet underwear and couldn't find them. I told her the truth, they fell in the toilet and I flushed them.
Comments
You need to scare that pee monster away!