For Mike's sanity
Dear Children,
I ought to let you know that your dad is crazy. Please help me keep him sane and don't hide in our bed after going to the park and playing for hours in the sand. Your dad can't handle the "little rocks" all over the sheets. He cannot sleep and acts like the Princess and the Pea when it comes to sand and crumbs in bed. He makes me get out of bed at midnight so he can change the sheets.
He is also going to choke when he gets the water bill from all the baths required to clean your little bodies. Our tub is filled with sand. I know you think it is cool to make paths in the sand with your heads but it is really a challenge to clean your hair when we get home.
Again, for the sanity of your father, please be more responsible with your sand playing habits.
Love,
Your mother
I ought to let you know that your dad is crazy. Please help me keep him sane and don't hide in our bed after going to the park and playing for hours in the sand. Your dad can't handle the "little rocks" all over the sheets. He cannot sleep and acts like the Princess and the Pea when it comes to sand and crumbs in bed. He makes me get out of bed at midnight so he can change the sheets.
He is also going to choke when he gets the water bill from all the baths required to clean your little bodies. Our tub is filled with sand. I know you think it is cool to make paths in the sand with your heads but it is really a challenge to clean your hair when we get home.
Again, for the sanity of your father, please be more responsible with your sand playing habits.
Love,
Your mother
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